Pinoy Cliches and Other Words of Wisdumb.
Not all of us gets to speak fluent english. I must admit, speaking in english is alot harder than writing it. I dont usually use the english language when i casually talk to someone, I also have those times when i just simply run out of words :P (always bring napkins with you)
And in those kind of circumstances, we tend to use the infamous english carabao! (word!!)
Im a big fan of it (do you??) its a new classic! so thats why im compiling some of the best - and paradoxically - worst english carabaos proudly spoken by Filipinos all over the univer! << kung saan nakatira yung alieng??
1.) "I would like to thanks God, my mother, my father, but most of all my parents. "
~ The Anon Pinoy
2.) "For my EN11 students: remember to always English correctly!"
~ E.O.
3.) "I'm only human nature."
~ The Anonymous Pinoy
4.) "First and for all. "
5.) "For all intense and purposes I find your argument mute and academic. Therefore, I adjourn this meeting as anulled and void."
6.) "All of a suddenly..."
7.) "That's what I'm talking about it!"
8.) "Thanks and advanced!"
9.) "Forget it about it! What are friends are for?"
10.) "It's as brand as new!"
11.) "Keep that bear in mind."
12.) "When it rains, it's four."
13.) "Every cloud has a silver lightning."
14.) "..grab the bull by the balls!"
15.) "Dont just do something! stand there!"
16.) "My answers have been prayered!"
17.) "You're barking at the wrong dog."
18.) "Wherever you go....there you are."
19.) "That's the way the cookie jars."
20.) "How are you there?"
21.) "Lets give them a big hand of applause!"
22.) "Well well well, look do we have here."
23.) "Hi I'm Bhoy. what's yours?"
24.) "So...what's a beautiful girl like you?"
25.)"hello? for a while...please hang yourself...My boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?"
26.) "And where do you think you are off to running to?"
27.) "Why won't you cut me some slacks?"
28.) "How dare you are!"
29.) "Please me alone!"
30.) "The nerves!" / "The nerd!"
31.) "I can't take it anymore of this!"
32.) "Eat your hat out!"
33.) "I couldn't care a damn."
These were taken from the book the More the Manyer!
