Hello World!

Its been ages! 

This is actually the main reason why i've been gone for months now. I've started studying again and for the past couple of weeks, I tried focusing on academics for a change. It has been really taxing and I realized that I haven't blogged on multiply for months now. I believe you all know what I'm taking up this time since I've been ranting about it several times already. I'm honestly struggling on a particular subject but I'm enjoying all the pressure! 

so anyway! 

I'm pretty sure this photo i posted depicts the draining lifestyle I'm recently experiencing in School. God bless everyone! 

Shin....dong xD

So ok, last night, after the seminar, Louh, Celine, Dale, and I all hung out for awhile at the kubo place infront of JFH.

un lang.

If the Earth was a Village

If we could shrink the earth’s population to village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratio remaining the same, it would look something like the following:

There would be:

• 57 Asians

• 21 Europeans

• 14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south

• 8 Africans

• 52 would be female

• 48 would be male

• 70 would be non-white

• 30 would be white

• 70 would be non-Christian

• 30 would be Christian

• 89 would be heterosexual

• 11 would be homosexual

• 6 people would possess 59% of the entire world’s wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.

• 80 would live in substandard housing

• 70 would be unable to read

• 50 would suffer from malnutrition

• 1 would be near death

• 1 would be near birth

• 1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education

• 1 would own a computer

When one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and education becomes glaringly apparent.

The following is also something to ponder…

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness…you are more blessed than many others. If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation…you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.

If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death…you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep…you are richer than 75% of this world.

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace … you are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy.

If your parents are still alive and still married … you are very rare, even in the United States and Canada.

If you can read this message, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.

Someone once said: What goes around comes around.

Work like you don’t need the money.
Love like you’ve never been hurt.
Dance like nobody’s watching.
Sing like nobody’s listening.
Live like it’s Heaven on Earth.

source

65 pesos?! lets bicycle ourselves!

You can tell how gas price is so high these days just by driving yourself somewhere that's only a couple of blocks away but still pisses you off because it felt like you were leaving a trail of 500 peso bills along the way. With oil price hitting $142 a barrel ( and is expected to increase in a couple of weeks), its not a surprise everyone is giving way to alternatives which could significantly decrease transportation expenses.

Moreover, Its hard to be the bearer of bad news especially when you are also affected. But Petron announced some weeks ago that everyone has to deal with the 1.5 pesos increase in gas price per week. That's 65 pesos /liter for everyone (wapak!).

In Saudi Arabia though, its the other way around. Gasoline is so cheap, my dad gets to load gas for merely 10 riyals ( that's about 100 pesos) and use the whole consumption for almost 2 days. I know, sounds like Ripley's Belive it or Not huh? Talk about surrealism...

Anyway, i feel like I'm obliged to share this link to you. Its about how to save a grand on gas . Pretty simple steps that could save you a thousand dollars. If you follow the 10 steps that is. click here.

well. happy saving.

"so.TRAY UP BITCH."

I apologies for not citing, i forgot to save the link!

This is a rip off of a funny story from a random website I stumbled upon:

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle saying

"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise

your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,

"In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no-one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

Making the most of poverty.

AAhhh yes. the ever joyous Filipino youth [of the slums].

I was on my way home when i saw a couple of kids swimming in a road construction site filled with muddy water. Yes, it was a pretty revolting site indeed. But come to think of it. Some thought passed through my mind which I began to ruminate for a couple of minutes. For a moment there I was chewing the cud thinking and telling myself, "Their social status seems to provide them a bit of light relief...". I tried to put myself in their shoes trying to think like the typical "have-nots" . And so I thought that if there's one thing that we could get something good out of this impoverishment, its the state of being free from any social pressure and consciousness.
Filipinos in mass are too caught up with the idea of getting on top of everybody/thing. They want to get rich, wealthy, they want to drown themselves with money (I believe crab mentality was derived from this idea). Everyone wants to be involved with glamor, the high-end life, the luxury, and the like. Social status is not a mere position anymore. More like a competition to me. Average life is not an option. Everyone is yearning for the top.
Success is such a harsh process. People kill for it.

Somehow its a pity. Everyone looks down on poverty. They disgust it. People tend not to look at the brighter side of this wretched life. No social pressure whatsoever. No need to work for vanity. A very simple life. Walang kaartehan. (Who needs a waterpark? meron namang putikan!)

Having the basic needs will suffice. But in reality satisfaction doesn't have a limit for a mere human. Sad.

"I think everyone should get rich just to make them realize that that's not the answer" - Jim Carrey

Peter schmeter...bleh.

i just had to delete that last link i posted, it was too humiliating to keep it posted like that especially right after knowing the truth about "peter" (damn you Etch!! damn you! hahaha)

Now its time for sweet revenge. My turn to boggle people with Peter!

Thanks Val for telling me!

giving everyone a quickie.

geez, i've been ignoring my multiply for a month now. I'm into microblogging na lang kasi, you know, *tweeting*. its fun and simple and you don't have to fill up a whole page to upate yourself.

anyway since i'm not doing anything, i might as well post a blog on here and give everyone a quick update about me =)

for the past month i've done nothing but play badminton. Since we're already in that subject matter let me brag about the fact that i've improved tremendously. It's pretty evident, i'm getting a lot of positive feedbacks from other players. Lets give myself a warm round of applause...yes, thank you so much. If anyone of you plays badminton rin, laro tayo minsan :)

Also, i've been trying to work out, sadly though i was sick for 4 days recently and everything i worked hard for were all .... well, i literally defecated them all.
So i'm back to my li'l scrawny self. (will start all over again. in a minute.)

So i've been roaming around Manila, bivouacking around various locations, none is worth elaborating to make a story out of.

and oh yeah, let me just note down, i saw Celine Angue and Louh Coplan at the cashier in Nat'l Bookstore last night. It was sort of a spontaneous EB. 2 of the most prominent people here on Multiply It was awesome meeting the power couple, finally!
>>> ps. on a very serious note:
celine, you look way better in person. . and just for the record, crush kita haha!
And ofcourse louh, leche ang pogi mo. kaka insecure ka. :)) sa susunod wag mo nako batukan sa sm. simpleng kiss pwede na. ha? seryoso ha?

And just to keep you posted for a month in advance, I'm gonna start working on my enrollment for St. Benilde next week, gonna go visit DLSU-D to get my T.O.R. and those other shizz. Hopefully i'll be able to get all of them before July. And optimistcally speaking, I'd be able to study by the 2nd term. So i still have several months to bum around (and show off my badminton prowess. hah).

Oh one more thing, my dad's planning to buy an slr camera (entry level lang naman). We're eyeing for that canon xsi rebel. (Anyone who's an slr enthusiast, comment on this please. ) Lets keep praying for that, shall we.

So anyway, im not really abandoning my Multiply, i might log in lang and take a look around. I usually blog at tumblr na, a site for the lazy bloggers, *snort*

Life's hardest question.

This morning we all went straight to makati for my li'l sisters yearly check up on her scoliosis. She was being her usual perky self and I was happy to see that. It was my first time to come with my parents and Leeyan to get her vertebral column checked and see how it is doing. I already saw the xray photo of her spine but that was years ago and I forgot how the bend on her back looks like. This morning I saw it again. Then it came to my senses that it wasn't really something to be taken lightly. That moment i felt how my parents would feel everytime they would go to the doctor. It was scary. mind boggling...It was a very tense situation. I found myself talking to God asking Him to give my sister strength and help her grow healthier and stronger. i felt really scared for her. I was really anxious about what the doctor would say this time. The doctor told her to lie down so he could check her reflexes. Fortunately, it was all normal. (Sometimes, the bend on the back affects the spinal cord.) Well, comparing it to last year, nothing changed. And somehow thats good news. I still want to thank God 'coz the situation didn't get worse. (But it didn't improve either, and in reality, there is a small chance that it will.) So it was a relief hearing that. "So, I'll be seeing you again next year", said Dr. Gomez and he gave Leeyan his big smile like last time.

But something bothered me... The doctor held up Leeyan's x-ray photos. She saw her spinal column like last year and pretty much like the years before that. Of course she didn't have the slightest clue what that bend on her back was. She seemed happy that time,,smiling and asked dad, "lahat ba ng tao ganyan?"

No one answered.

Heh. I didn't know how to answered that either. I just felt like hugging her.

Just proud of our li’l princess. Seeing her for the first time ice skating alone. It just shows how she is bravely she's growing.

This is a chain letter. don't open!

aloha!

No need to mind this blog, i just have to post this to get my site verified on my bloglog :P

G'day to all :D

Undergoing MyBlogLog Verification

Please send to 100 people or else you will have bad luck. yes, 'habambuhay'.

Stop and stare.

This is sad. i would not know how to handle a devastating situation like this if it were to happen to me. I personally wanna ask everyone to pray for those people who suffered from the massive earthquake in China. Especially those 25,000 missing persons. I'm really anxious about those students who were entrapped by the huge debris of buildings. May God help them endure that frightful state.

a kid was given medical aid while trapped in the rubble. I got teary eyed on this one.



a man passing by corpses from the earthquake



No offense but this photo is really dramatic, great shot. Really sad though as this guy was seen under the rubble. Fortunately he was a survivor.



I can't help it. I imagine myself with her situation....Dear Lord......

Double up.

Ako ay kasalukuyang pagod.

Its the day i decided to make my muscles more conspicuous by making them look bulky. Basically, I'm trying to buff up. I started out with the schedule I used to follow last year - biceps chest and shoulders on Mondays/ traps and back on Wednesdays/ Legs and abs on Fridays. I usually start working out every summer and last for about 3 months and when i attain that weight i want, I tend to slack off and eventually stop from exercising. Then gradually i lose weight then start all over again. Its an annual cycle :D Exercising is not really my thing. Unfortunate for me I'm naturally skinny and I have to maintain this huge amount of diet and a debilitating workout schedule on a daily basis just to remain bigger. And of all the sports I literally got addicted to, it had to be badminton - one of the best sports to decrease weight.

Actually, i usually decide to gain mass whenever my friends start to notice how skinny I'm getting. Sometimes i don't know what I should do to myself, People would say i should gain some weight na, and when I do, they'd be like, "hey cut the calories, your fat" and they say it like its a bad thing. haaay naku, pleasing people could often make you go crazy. No wonder they also keep saying be 'true to yourself'.

Anyhoo, I personally think its better for me to start the 'buff program'. Well, I'm really not looking foreward to "buffing" up, I'm not really aiming for Mr. Universe, i just like to keep it lean and toned.

If you havn't noticed, they literally look like shit walking around in bikinis. To illustrate it more further, think about your own shit. Now imagine it with bikini briefs. Ring any bell? Told you.

So now, the worst food im eating is a can of tuna every night, a glass of milk (i abhor milk), and an egg every morning (fyi, an egg a day is healthy and safe.)

Hopefully I'd be able to tone up a bit in about a month. will be posting pictures. *LOLz*

NOT.

Why Jerry, why?

Just showing the love and support for the best web based search engine, YahooOo!

You have probably heard about the news that Microsoft withdrew from its bid to buy the internet giant Yahoo! apparently due to disagreement from price per share. It could've been a historical move for the two companies. Merging would sound intimidating especially for Google, the internet behemoth they're trying to overcome (now you know why they had the idea to merge). Alot of critics believe Jerry Yang just wanted to prove that his company was far valuable than a mere $47.5 billion. I was really expecting that the 2 companies would compromise, i was a fan of the idea. But for what ever reason Jerry Yang has, I'm sure he was just being rational and considered other factors that might do harm to his pioneering company. Eventually, we'll see what that decision would do for Yahoo.

If you wanna see Steve Ballmer's personal letter to Jerry, click here.

a 'could have been'.

this is hopeless. but im inlove with it.

Why is it that i can't give up this blog site whereas it doesn't have much readers.

I think that is the whole point of it. I enjoy blogging when I don't have that much readers to dedicate this blog to. I can post what ever I want and when ever I want. I take blogging as a way of venting out mind vomits or convey heart felt thoughts. Its pretty hard to maintain a blog when you know you have a regular reader wherein you have to regularly post something for him. I'm not a dedicated blogger anyway, I guess i won't be able to change THE world with blog entries. I'm not that ambitious.

So yeah, i took some time off to change the theme of this blog. The last one just doesn't feel right for me, it has spanish words which i never understood so whats the whole point of using that.
I always thought that themes should fit your personality and i think this perfectly fits mine. I think orange is the best motif for me 'coz it conveys perkiness but not to the extent of too feminine i guess. The rainbow is showing a happy impression on my page...and that tree is...black... ok, f*ck it. so i guess this whole theme IS gay. The hell i care. I like it.

Call me crazy but its final.

As you all know, I've been persistently blogging about being in a quandary as to whether I should take up Medicine or not after graduating from a pre-med course. So yeah, Should I pursue Medicine or not? Well i did take up a pre-med course and heck, it took me 5 years to finish it. 6 years ago i was taking up Business Management and i decided to shift to Applied Biology because i 'thought' i wanted to take up Medicine. As far as I could remember, I've always wanted to be a Doctor. That was what i kept answering when ever i was asked what do you want to be when you grow up. I even kept writing down i wanted to be a doctor on yearbooks. So basically, I already had my mind set that I DO want to be a doctor someday.

So there. I'm finally done with biology and at long last i'm over this perplexity of choosing a life time career.

I've decided to study again and take up MULTIMEDIA ARTS.

??????

confusing enough?

I started doubting the potential career i'd build in the medical world 2 years ago. Taking up applied biology was already a mistake. I thought i was enjoying science but come to think of it, I wasn't really into scientific names, those weird jargons, and complicated ways of how life works and you have to memorize every single thing.

I was already having a hard time with science because i realized i wasn't really enjoying it. I wanted to be a doctor because of the mere thought of doctors being wealthy. LOLz. So I thought taking up medicine would definitely be a wrong move. I would never be able to get through the gruesome lifestyle of a medicine student. There are numerous things i should sacrifice just to take it up and i'm not willing to do that.

I should've taken up multimedia arts years ago (it takes me 5 years to realize that. *shrugs*). Am i happy with it? absolutely. Will i be able to finish it? yes, its only a 3 year course and im pretty confident i'd be able to excel this time. Will i have good job right after? I surely will. My mom assured me that their's a job in Jeddah waiting for me.

My parents and i already talked about this and I'm really glad their very supportive. They know how hard it is to get through something you're not happy with. Kudos to my dad because he never thought taking up biology was really a waste. It was an achievement for him. Kudos also goes to my mom for keeping it real, knowing me as her son, she told me quite frankly that she really didn't think I'd be able to get through Medicine.

Hey. don't curse me for doing this. I know its stupid, but we all make mistakes you know. At least im not as stupid as that guy who topped the board exams just to end up being a nurse in America. Things change and i don't blame him!

thats TMTH.

I just realized that i've been maintaining too much blog accounts on the internet. I actually have 13 accounts from different websites that i am currently updating. Good grief *sweats*.

So i decided to abandon most of them and i'm just going to maintain what most of my friends are using. yeah, its pretty darn useless to be using other blog sites wherein you don't get much readers from it. LOLz. And quite honestly, i'm getting tired of blogging. If only people get to use twitter <<<(thats a link) more often than that would be really convenient.

Then again, I won't be able to convey personal rants and write my claptraps too much with twitter alone. I say multiply is still the best blog site. It just bothers me that you have to register first to be able to comment on a blog entry.

I was actually considering to delete my facebook account. All those worthless applications, its getting a li'l trashy and senseless. Specially that poking apps! Its irritating to throw sheeps at each other you know.

How about friendster. I couldn't delete it simply because most of my contacts are using it and thats where they're constantly updating me. They're even trying to add more features by allowing friendster users to add applications but that just messes up the whole layout and I'm personally having issues with that. Also, I think friendster is all about updating the primary picture and showing off your best vain photo for the week. LoLz.

I even had myspace. But that one i deleted years ago. I only had like 10 close friends on my list and a hundred people whom i just added and who felt like adding me just to brag and say, hey look i have thousands of people on my friend's list. im hella famous. *pfft*. and you barely even know them? That's a lil immature if you ask me.

Speaking of which, i actually have a lot of people on here whom i barely even exchange messages with. I don't even know some of them. at all. Sometimes i just get tired of rejecting invitations and be like, what the heck it wouldn't hurt to add random people on my list. So yeah immaturity sometimes gets to me. So having said that, Im'a go start cleaning up my friends list. I'mma go start deleting trash.

Holy week in Marinduqs!

SM is celebrating its 50th year?? um, wow.

April of 2007

I'm posting this blog right now before i leave. I'll be spending the whole week in Marinduque, yet again! Boy, time flies by pretty fast these days, feels like it was just a yesterday when we had that excursion.

Its something i tend to be unaware of, time....flying by. o.O'



*cricket cricket*



The only ugly part about it is you have no choice but to ride the RORO boat going there. Its a taxing 4 hour trip. It doesn't really have much amenities and the seats are uncomfortable to sleep on or even sit on. In any case, I'm pretty excited about the whole Moriones experience, we weren't able to witness that last time 'coz it was on the other side of the island and we were pretty busy basking on virgin beaches (Virgin pride!).



The next time i log in will be next week. On Monday. Expect for a good set of photos!

The maong woman.

It wasn't a usual day. Simply because I went to Manila alone. I usually go there with Kuya as my urban buddy (oh and he has money) but this time I had to go all the way to Ortigas with no one to pay for my transport expenses.It was a scorching hot day so i wore a pair of boardshorts, a t-shirt, and flip-flops - just the perfect summer outfit. It's funny how filipinos often wear maong pants and a tight shirt with a jacket from Bench or Penshoppe on top of it. They should give themselves a break, c'mon, it was apparently too hot to wear that kind of apparel! for the sake of porma magsusuot sila nun. *slaps forehead*. ekkk. jologs!

Parang kanina, since there's this welga going on everyone had no choice but to take the mrt. Consequently, Taft Ave. was packed with people. so shempre, jologs galore! Ok, i'll excuse people who wears office attire, its pretty obvious why. Pero gad demmet,may isa tlga kanina parang naliligaw ng panahon. di ko alam kung bakla or bading eh! babae ata! Just try to visualize ah, Maong tight pants (skinny jeans?), black boots, tapos white tanktop (atleast white), and - and here's the funny part - maong jacket with cats fur (sort of ) on the neckline. ano, laban ka? haha, talk about a fashion faux pas! shempre since mainit daw ung panahon, naka shades si ate! ooh, smart move un, kudos to that! Everyone was a sweating pig, while she tried to pull off a winter outfit. nyahaha! I'm not the only one who noticed, she was really conspicuous even from a distance. Anyway, natuwa lang ako sa kanya :) I could've taken a photo but I guess it would be best if i just try to picture it out in my mind.

Was she merely craving for attention? loves being different? huli na ba siya sa balita at di nya alam summer na? or talagang tanga lang.

I just kept pondering about those kind of behavior during the whole trip. Maporma kung sa maporma but it was absolutely not comfortable. I couldn't imagine myself going to that extent just to look good and making myself noticeable everytime i go out in public. It wasn't my first time to see those kind of people, i have seen fashion slaves a couple of times already but that was completely exaggerated. pity.

Grab a calculator and be amazed!

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code) 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 8. Subtract 250 9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer ?

If God were to make His own advertisements.

I love creative ideas people apply to advertisements. I saw this one on some random website and i just thought of sharing them with everyone. It wouldn't hurt to read and spend time reading them.

how to NOT dilldally.

yeah. im hopeless like this. i just have to follow a step by step guide just to stop dragging my lazy heels. this was apparently meant for resolving my own personal dilemmas but i'm sure most of you are having the same problem as i am so i decided to post this as a blog. copy it and post it on your desk if you have to!

Step 1:
Think about why you procrastinate: Are you afraid of failing at the task? Are you a perfectionist and only willing to begin working after every little element is in place? Are you easily distracted?

Step 2:
Break up a large, difficult project into several smaller pieces. Tackle each piece separately.

Step 3:
Set deadlines for completion. Try assigning yourself small-scale deadlines ' for example, commit to reading a certain number of pages in the next hour.

Step 4:
Work in small blocks of time instead of in long stretches. Try studying in one- to two-hour spurts, allowing yourself a small break after each stint.

Step 5:
Start with the easiest aspect of a large, complex project. For example, if you're writing an academic paper and find that the introduction is turning out to be hard to write, start writing the paper's body instead.

Step 6:
Enlist others to help. Make a bet with your family, friends or co-workers that you will finish a particular project by a specified time, or find other ways to make yourself accountable.

Step 7:
Eliminate distractions or move to a place where you can concentrate. Turn off the television, the phone ringer, the radio and anything else that might keep you from your task.

Eyeglasses | the uberness of it.

This is a very smart advertisement from the OOgmerk opticians and also a very enticing one. Who would have thought that a piece of frame could actually alter your entire personality, LoL. I'm a fan of this brilliant endorsement!

Get the point already? Now I wonder....

What would I be to you if i had my glasses on? what if i took them off?

IyotmokoLagi (ImL) Series Episode 1: Fish Snake

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This has got to be the funniest make up story someone i know did, Though i couldn't really understand the irony of the story. hahaha! cesar promised me that I'd be part of this sweet fairytale, Could anyone please comment on this and tell me what animal should i be??

wost day *puke* this *puke* ...month........*puke!*

The chance that i wont be able to graduate this semester is far greater than I expected o.O I dont know, i may just be pessimistic but I only have 3 days to pass all of the requirements until RMET professors pass the grades to the administration. If I dont pass the requirements this Friday completely, then that means no grade for me. Gad demmet, I'm trying to block off the anxiety but its gradually starting to grow on me. This aint good. I tried finishing the corrections in our thesis this morning and I completely forgot to eat breakfast, lunch, and snack. When i got home at 7 pm, I was completely exhausted and I was having the worst migraine. I couldn't eat properly 'coz I wanted to puke. So I had to rest my head. ...

Then Leslie called. She asked if I could do a big favor for her. Why not? So I said yes. I'll be her date this March 15 in PICC for her awards night. Cool huh? 10 days before my graduation in the same venue. That is IF I'd be able to pass RMET....

St. John Baptist De La Salle, Pray for me. parang awa mo na!

Word!

I just installed the latest version of the MS Office. MS Word has this fun new feature where you could blog directly through it. I'm typing this post on MS Word right now and I'm publishing this blog through Word as well. Neat huh? Go buy it now, it also has this new interface so it provides you with a couple of new buttons. I'm going to start clicking on each of them just to try out what these new ones mean. Dang, where am i gonna start. …. This will take a while. *sweat*.

yey.

*phew*

i'm currently working on my lab activities right now, I'm just posting a blog to take some time off from surfing the net too much for answers.

Heey, graduation is just around the corner, and i say it with a big smile on my face :) Its not just because of the fact that I'm about to finish college but it actually gets a li'l more personal than that. Masyado nako napagka kitaan ng Lasalle eh, napatayo ko na yung CET building, sumosobra na sila!

anyway I've been fighting off really bad habits for the past 2 semesters, and yes, its the big bad P, go figure. Call me crazy but I'm really enjoying these past few months in school. I have been resonsible for the months already and I'm pretty sure most of my actions are creditworthy naman. Its been ages since i handled responsibilites seriously and i tried giving it a shot again and I'm pretty happy with the results. I'm actually making a major U turn in my life right now, haha.

Lets just cut to the chase here. I just wanna say that I'v been having good results in my grades (81% lang naman analytical chemistry ko. yes im bragging, this doesnt happen very often!), no guts no glory, hard work pays off, focusing on studies never felt so good, No more dramas to ponder about & I'm pretty confident about graduating this March. Nakakapang hinayang lang, kung di lang ako naginarte eh di tapos nako last year pa! The good thing is, I'm back on track!

I love my mama!

ps.

SAVE BRITNEY.

the iPhone effect.

Get to know what time of day i am.

I got this from sophia. Just thought of posting my own.

walang gagaya.

charot!

i agree.

girls are evil. and I'll prove it to you!

No argument here ladies. its already scientific. mmm hmm.

Top 3 laughing baby´s

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stress relief ito!

Bad Domain names | funny shizz

All of these are companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread...

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is
   www.whorepresents.com/
   
   
2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at
   www.expertsexchange.com/
   
   
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
   www.penisland.net/
   
   
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
   www.therapistfinder.com/
   
   
5. There's the Italian Power Generator company,
   www.powergenitalia.com/
   
   
6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,
   www.molestationnursery.com/
   
   
7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there?s always
   www.ipanywhere.com/
   
   
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
   www.cummingfirst.com/
   
   
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
   www.speedofart.com/

Pinoy Cliches and Other Words of Wisdumb.

Not all of us gets to speak fluent english. I must admit, speaking in english is alot harder than writing it. I dont usually use the english language when i casually talk to someone, I also have those times when i just simply run out of words :P (always bring napkins with you)

And in those kind of circumstances, we tend to use the infamous english carabao! (word!!)

Im a big fan of it (do you??) its a new classic! so thats why im compiling some of the best - and paradoxically - worst english carabaos proudly spoken by Filipinos all over the univer! << kung saan nakatira yung alieng??



1.) "I would like to thanks God, my mother, my father, but most of all my parents. "
~ The Anon Pinoy

2.) "For my EN11 students: remember to always English correctly!"
~ E.O.

3.) "I'm only human nature."
~ The Anonymous Pinoy

4.) "First and for all. "

5.) "For all intense and purposes I find your argument mute and academic. Therefore, I adjourn this meeting as anulled and void."

6.) "All of a suddenly..."

7.) "That's what I'm talking about it!"

8.) "Thanks and advanced!"

9.) "Forget it about it! What are friends are for?"

10.) "It's as brand as new!"

11.) "Keep that bear in mind."

12.) "When it rains, it's four."

13.) "Every cloud has a silver lightning."

14.) "..grab the bull by the balls!"

15.) "Dont just do something! stand there!"

16.) "My answers have been prayered!"

17.) "You're barking at the wrong dog."

18.) "Wherever you go....there you are."

19.) "That's the way the cookie jars."

20.) "How are you there?"

21.) "Lets give them a big hand of applause!"

22.) "Well well well, look do we have here."

23.) "Hi I'm Bhoy. what's yours?"

24.) "So...what's a beautiful girl like you?"

25.)"hello? for a while...please hang yourself...My boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?"

26.) "And where do you think you are off to running to?"

27.) "Why won't you cut me some slacks?"

28.) "How dare you are!"

29.) "Please me alone!"

30.) "The nerves!" / "The nerd!"

31.) "I can't take it anymore of this!"

32.) "Eat your hat out!"

33.) "I couldn't care a damn."

These were taken from the book the More the Manyer!

haaaay, buhay nga naman. . . . parang shit!